A matter of wife and
death !
by
Vivek Hande
This is a tale of tangled webs and avoidable crossed
connections. I have a friend Vikram; handsome , highly qualified ,eminently
eligible and not so very young anymore; a bachelor. Somehow, marriage did not
work out for him. Initially , perhaps a case of missed opportunities and later
time just kind of slipped away. His
mother, Mrs.S, a genial , affectionate
soul , tried for a long time to get him married and then after many years gradually
started stepping down her efforts. During earlier days, she would seek
alliances through her extensive network of friends, relatives and colleagues
,but at some point in the course of events , she gave up. Her affections and
energies got transferred to Victor, her prized , pedigreed Labrador .
Enter Mrs. R , who
still considers my friend a good catch and is keen to get her niece
married to the gent in question. She is not aware that Mrs S is now focused
only Victor, the Labrador . Incidentally , Mrs S, having shifted her attentions from her
son to her pet is rather keen to acquire a mate, of appropriate pedigree for
her canine to ensure a handsome litter and that is currently uppermost in her
mind. The conversation that followed could have many tongues and tails
wagging….
Mrs S ( looking fondly at Victor): He is getting old , you
know.
Mrs R (thinking fondly of Vikram): Come , come , he is still very
youthful and attractive.
Mrs S: I want to see little babies running around and
yelping around the house.
Mrs R: How many babies would make you happy?
Mrs S: At least half dozen and they should have his lovely
skin and beautiful brown eyes.
Mrs R: Half dozen? Well , whoever it is , she will have a
real tough time!
Mrs S: I am looking around . She should have good pedigree
and preferably she ought to be mating for the first time.
Mrs R ( taken aback ): I can assure you, we come from a very
good family and our children are brought up with the highest values.
Mrs S ( interrupting with excitement): I don’t want to waste
any time. He is in heat and I want the mating as early as possible. Let us
arrange it for this weekend. It will be more convenient at our place. You just
give her a good scrub down and bring her across.
Mrs R (convinced that this was definitely not the place for
her niece): I better get going.
Mrs S: Let us have some sweets to celebrate . I just can’t
wait for the weekend!
Well, Mrs. R beat a hasty retreat and decided to try her
luck for her niece in a more restrained family. Mrs S was disappointed over the
weekend but has not given up her efforts to find a suitable pedigreed mate for
Victor. My friend , Vikram remains a bachelor and incidentally , has always
hated dogs!
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